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| "You're special, you've been chosen for Virgin Media's TiVo." |
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| "Damn it! It was just a dream!" |
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| Going on hunger strike until the nice people from Virgin deliver your TiVo isn't a good idea |
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| "YES!!! I'm one of the chosen 1,000 lucky winners of the TiVo Lottery! Its great, I can record loads of HD and everything!" |
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| "Its time, for another TiVo Lottery." |
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| Yes, love - you have been chosen...for TiVo. |
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| Virgin take office security for TiVo apps development VERY seriously! |
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| Rumours of Organic Technology being used within Virgin Media's TiVo box are completely untrue. |
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| Rumours of Scarlett Johansson coming around to install your TiVo are also untrue |
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| "Sir, shooting me won't increase your chances of winning our latest TiVo lottery, I only work here at Virgin Media Customer Services. In the meantime, can I interest you in Sky Sports HD on top of your XL package?" |
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| "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASN'T CHOSEN!?!? I FILLED IN THE REGISTRATION FORM FOR TIVO MONTHS AGO!! I WANT MY WISHLISTS AND I WANT THEM NOW!" |
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| Rogue Virgin Media staff decide to ignore their NDAs and make a run for it to tell customers about TiVo |
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